Cloud Lounger Gifts

'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'How's the water, dear?'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"How?"

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."