Court Lounger Gifts

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"How?"

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'Now that I have your attention...'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Custer's last tan.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Summertime in the city