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'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Unabridged Dictionary

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"How?"

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'Now that I have your attention...'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Custer's last tan.

Summertime in the city

Rest distracted by moles.

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.