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'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Flexible working

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Champagne and Oysters

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"