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"Our flight is delayed again?"

'Not that net!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Airport Bored Rooms

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Summertime in the city

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Flight nap

The Modern Tourist

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

"I love this tree almost as much as I love you."

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Departures - Portaloo.

'Why don't they just eat potato chips and watch TV in bed like we do?'

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

'It's quiet in here tonight...'