Airport Loungers Mugs

"Our flight is delayed again?"

'Not that net!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Airport Bored Rooms

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Summertime in the city

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

The Modern Tourist

Flight nap

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"I love this tree almost as much as I love you."

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Departures - Portaloo.

'Why don't they just eat potato chips and watch TV in bed like we do?'

'These days, we don't encourage customers to make themselves at home anymore.'

"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

'It's quiet in here tonight...'

'People have been feeding us at this sport for years. A few of us decided it's time we gave something back.'