Airport Lounges Mugs

Departures - Portaloo.

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Airport Bored Rooms

Mass Travel

Rubbish Carousel

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

A chip off the old block...

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Living next door to area 51

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Flight nap

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

'Then put me on the No-Fly list if you can't put me in first class!'

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

'No, but if you hum a few bars...'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

"I hate travel."

H.M.Customs 'Nothing to declare' 'Articles to declare' 'Genius to declare'