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Man reading a tablet in library.

'It's quiet in here tonight...'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Baby it's cold outside.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Unabridged Dictionary

Internet Restaurant

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Flexible working

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'