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House of Java.net Cybercafe. Mun – munch. HOJ. Uh-oh. It's going down. We're still upset about The Sopranos finale. We're very sorry to take it out on you.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Baby it's cold outside.

Internet Restaurant

The new fall content.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Reserve Ants

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

Couch Potatoes

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

Hockney by the Pool

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

Building a house.

When I was a kid, I dreamed of going to medical school. I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Really? But I was great at football, wound up playing in college and got derailed. Everything came so easy. Who needed medical school? House of Java.net Cybercafe. But maybe what really happened was that I suffered concussions, and lost my drive and ability. and not I just hang out all day and serve as a sex object for hot chicks. Worked out beautifully. I need to get some concussions.

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

"I don't really need to go out, but as his best friend and life coach, he needs the exercise."

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Cat and Mouse

"It's nice to come here and get a break from the office."