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"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Champagne and Oysters

"Take us to your feeder."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

Zerotasking

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Hockney by the Pool

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"I can't believe it...summer's almost over...time has slipped through my hands...life has passed me by."

Happy National Pride Month

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

'If I fall asleep and my team scores, please fist bump a member of the hired help for me.'

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

'It's quite lovely - Just like sleeping on an air bed!'

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

"I hate it when its bad weather."