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Because the company does not offer employees a healthcare plan, we try to boost their compensation in other ways."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Couch Potatoes

I told you that kid was spoiled.

Happy Brithday

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Black Friday

Mile High Club

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Champagne and Oysters

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

'I do like the moat.'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Just Married an Oil Baron