Lounge Lovers T-Shirts

Bed bugs quarrel

"Yes, I DO work from home. How do you know?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Chillaxing!

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Happy Brithday

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Sacrlet harlot.

Mile High Club

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Lion Choir.