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"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Modern Life Blues

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Couch Potatoes

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Burlyesque

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Man playing bum-note.

Lion Choir.

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

Mile High Club

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Social Media Blues

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Naked cocktails

"Woke up this morning..."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'