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Flight nap

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Take us to your feeder."

Champagne and Oysters

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Custer's last tan.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

Building a house.

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'