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Flight nap

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Champagne and Oysters

"Take us to your feeder."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Custer's last tan.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Building a house.

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'