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Keep The Lockdown

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Internet Restaurant

Emergency Firebreaker

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Passover Plague

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Man reading a tablet in library.

Lockdown Signpost

Rest distracted by moles.

Reserve Ants

Floating

The Face Mask

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Flight nap

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"The Corona Diaries"

"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."

Building a house.

"You need fresh air and exercise."

Cat and Mouse

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Mun – munch. HOJ. Uh-oh. It's going down. We're still upset about The Sopranos finale. We're very sorry to take it out on you.

Corona and the Arts

Isolation playlist

In and Stay the F**k In