Keep The Lockdown
Lockdown Loungers Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who has mastered the art of relaxing during lockdown? Our collection celebrates loungers embracing the creative joy of easygoing days. Perfect for those who find inspiration in leisure, these products blend humor and comfort, making every moment of downtime a little more special.
The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath
Internet Restaurant
Emergency Firebreaker
"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."
Passover Plague
"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."
Man reading a tablet in library.
Lockdown Signpost
Rest distracted by moles.
Reserve Ants
Floating
The Face Mask
"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."
Mountain Escalator
'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'
'I think we're on different career paths.'
Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.
"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."
Flight nap
"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."
Not quite Beverly Hills.
"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"
Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.
Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.
"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."
"The Corona Diaries"
"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."
Building a house.
"You need fresh air and exercise."
Cat and Mouse
House of Java.net Cybercafe. Mun – munch. HOJ. Uh-oh. It's going down. We're still upset about The Sopranos finale. We're very sorry to take it out on you.
Corona and the Arts
Isolation playlist
In and Stay the F**k In
Lockdown Loungers Gifts Collection
Lockdown Loungers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for lockdown loungers—perfect for starting each relaxed day with a bit of humor and personality.
Lockdown Loungers Pillows
Browse our pillows crafted for lockdown loungers—bring cozy comfort and a dash of wit to their favorite lounging spot.
Lockdown Loungers Prints
Check out our art prints that capture the whimsical spirit of lockdown loungers—ideal for decorating spaces that celebrate doing nothing in style.
Lockdown Loungers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously celebrate the laid-back, creative hours of lockdown loungers—comfortable, fun, and uniquely expressive.