Laptop Loungers Gifts

'Oh how thoughtful...she's using the lap warmer to prepare for my arrival.'

"Gone are the days when Andy made the sort of money he'd get out of bed for."

Internet Restaurant

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Flexible working

'Is he taking the piss?'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Mountain Escalator

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Hockney by the Pool

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

A Real Working Vacation.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"I'm not sitting on your laptop because it's warm... I just wanted to reset your password and ruin your day."

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

Building a house.

Voice Recognition TV.