Laptop Lounging Pro Gifts

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Internet Restaurant

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Floating

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'I think we're on different career paths.'