Lazy Lounge Lover Gifts

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Ideal Office: 'Desk with mattress top (adjusts to the shape of the head and arms)...Office chair collapses to form bed...

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Conservation Area

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Chillaxing!

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.