Comfy Lounge Lover Gifts

Couch potato wearing a sweatshirt.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Chillaxing!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Mile High Club

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Shirker ant.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."