Comfy Lounge Lover Gifts

Couch potato wearing a sweatshirt.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Mile High Club

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"