Laptop Lounging Pro Mugs

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Relaxing on a sofa

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'...and talk about lazy!'

Internet Restaurant

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Flexible working

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

If you're going to wear a GoPro, Larry, you have to actually go.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Floating

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'I think we're on different career paths.'