Laptop Lounger Gifts

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"

"I'm not sitting on your laptop because it's warm... I just wanted to reset your password and ruin your day."

Work Sweet Work

Laptop cat

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Working from Home.

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

Flexible working

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Internet Restaurant

Unabridged Dictionary

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.