Laptop Lounger Gifts

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"

"I'm not sitting on your laptop because it's warm... I just wanted to reset your password and ruin your day."

Work Sweet Work

Laptop cat

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Working from Home.

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Internet Restaurant

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'