Laptop Lounge Lover Gifts

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Not that net!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

City Boy.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Couch Potatoes

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Zoom Wedding

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Internet Restaurant

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."