Laptop Lifestyle Lover Gifts

"I hate people buy a coffee and then spent all day in the café working

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Not that net!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

City Boy.

'Bring out yer books!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Current location

Moon Lander