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"The Corona Diaries"

Inaction Hero

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Flexible working

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

'Well played, sir.'

Floating