Lockdown Lounge Lizard T-Shirts

"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"5...4...3...2..."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

COVID-19

Mile High Club

Covid Babies

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Naked cocktails

Flush Direct

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

What this story needs is a good chase scene

"The Corona Diaries"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Voice Recognition TV.

"Yet another day to work on my nothing-to-do-list."