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"Are you sure your teacher gave you time off for good behavior?"

Naked cocktails

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'I should outline his body in chalk.'

What this story needs is a good chase scene

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Mile High Club

"Ya know what I miss most Kevin? Crowded bars and restaurants. Where the rest of the world is right this very minute."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Couch Potatoes

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lizard Amusement Park

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Ereptile Dysfunction

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Art Gecko.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

Shirker ant.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Don't they look silly?'

Gordon Gekko