Tv Lounger Gifts

'Now that I have your attention...'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Unabridged Dictionary

The new fall content.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.