Tv Lounger Mugs

'Now that I have your attention...'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Unabridged Dictionary

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

The new fall content.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."