Legendary Lounger Mugs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Blue Stockings

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'You are doing it wrong.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Giraffe and mouse reading books: 'All Things Great' and 'All Things Small'.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Hockney by the Pool

Kangaroos in book shop. Sign reads, 'books', 'pocket editions'.