Tv Loungers Mugs

'Why don't they just eat potato chips and watch TV in bed like we do?'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Baby it's cold outside.

The new fall content.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Take us to your feeder."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Couch Potatoes

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Daniel in the Lion's Den