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'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'How's the water, dear?'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"How?"

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"