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'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'How's the water, dear?'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"How?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."