Sofa Lounger Pillows

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

The new fall content.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Sick person curled up at home

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'Well played, sir.'

Rest distracted by moles.

Floating

"Sleeping in?"

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"