Sofa Lounging Master Gifts

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Big screen TV.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Unconditional Loveseat

"The couch hates me Jane!"

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."