Master Of Lounging Gifts

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

How the goat got square eyes.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Working from home to-do list.

Happy Brithday

Relaxing on a sofa

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'