Office Sofa Sleeper Gifts

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Big screen TV.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

My comfort zone

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

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"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Sleeping masks

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'We added on to the couch.'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"You're closer. You get it."

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

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'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion