Office Sofa Sleeper Pillows

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Big screen TV.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

My comfort zone

The new fall content.

Watching telly

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Futons/Futoffs

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Sleeping masks

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"You're closer. You get it."

'We added on to the couch.'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Cat Dreams

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion