Sofa Surfer Pillows

My comfort zone

'We added on to the couch.'

Couch potato and his lounge lizard.

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

The Night Jim's Computer Crashed.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Low-Energy Drinks

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Another nice wave.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The new fall content.

Card shark

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.