Armchair Relaxation Pillows

The Who's Not Who Guide.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"First break since 2008."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

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"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

Yoga at home

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"This one he can do"

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

'Re-boot?'

American 'Idle'.

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'