Cozy Relaxationist Pillows

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Lazy Octopus

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

My God, I need to fart.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Yoga.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Problem Solving

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"