Cozy Relaxationist T-Shirts

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Lazy Octopus

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

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Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'