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"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Mr. Punch in Venice

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Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Stairlift around cliff face.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'