Recliner Relaxationist Pillows

American 'Idle'.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

American Idle.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

How the goat got square eyes.

Relaxing on a sofa

We never roam anymore.

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"