Recliner Enthusiast Pillows

We never roam anymore.

Furniture Sales. This chair has eight positions! That's seven more than I have these days.

The Recline & Fall of Western Civilization.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, Puddin'."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

The Snooze Bar.

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Summer Reading Group"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'