Recliner Lover Pillows

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Chillaxing!

Table tennis.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Milkin' Impossible

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Couch Potatoes

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"