Recliner Lover Gifts

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

Milkin' Impossible

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'