Recliners Gifts

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

King has Reclining Throne.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Siesta-time

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Rest distracted by moles.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"This one he can do"

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."