Recliners Gifts

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

King has Reclining Throne.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

We never roam anymore.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Siesta-time

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"This one he can do"

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

American 'Idle'.

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"You need fresh air and exercise."