Revolutionary Recliner Gifts

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Siesta-time

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"This one he can do"

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."