Revolutionary Recliner Gifts

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

We never roam anymore.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Siesta-time

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

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American 'Idle'.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."