Recovery Recliner Gifts

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

We never roam anymore.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Rest distracted by moles.

Floating

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Friday: Permanent Vacation

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

American 'Idle'.

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."